Good evening, all you boys and girls. This is the ghost of Boris Karloff speaking to you from the year 2117. And I’m here to tell you a story. You see, I find it rather fascinating learning of all the ridiculous events that took place in the world since my passing. From a businessman/television star becoming a supervillain-esque president to people getting into heated debates over these new-fangled video game systems, the world in the 21st century was very…interesting to say the least. But, for now, let me tell you a story from 100 years ago about a man so displeased with his life, he would make The Grinch look like a very jolly fellow in comparison. Now, I won’t call him by his real name, but let’s just call him “Bigbuny”.
On September 3rd in the year 2017, Bigbuny was in the middle of using his computer for non-stop acts of trolling, a normal everyday activity for him. On this very day, he was fuming with fury. His heart spewed darkness continuousl